JOKE BOX
JOKE BOX
KNOWING YOURSELF
Make yourself a better person and know who you
are before you try and know someone
else and expect them to know you. ?
Last night I desperately missed you
I wanted to feel u on my naked body.
I had to go to bed without you....
where are u stupid pyjamas.....!
A girl phoned me the other day and
said…”Come on over,there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was homeI really deeply
wish tat u r here with me in my room.
on my bed&lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the
dark watch.
Love is a divine feeling Love is a divine
feeling Butwhen u lost love u r lost love is
the strongest intangi blething
A weapon that makes u strongandcan
hurt more than a bullet...
Munna Bhai & Circuit Jokes
* Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay gharja raha
tha kayachanak bijli chamki,badal garje,
jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola:
Lagta hai pahunch gai...
My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U,
My arms R empty coz I can't hold U,
My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but,
My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!
D U M B
What is the dumbest part on a man's body?
The penis. It has a head with no brain,
it hangs out with two nuts and
it lives around the corner from an asshole!
• A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day
journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter fill your heart
with peace and joy! Happy Easter!
Democrat's Concession
The election is over the results are well known.
The voice of the people has clearly been shown
Lets all pull together and show by our deeds
Thatwe will give Bush all the help that
he needs Forget all our differences
and let bitterness pass
Ill kiss your elephant
& you kiss my ass...
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