F U N N Y J O K E S

If you love something, set it free.If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.If it just sits in your living room,messes up your stuff,eats your food,uses your telephone,takes your money,and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place,you either married it or gave birth to it! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When Somebody Who’s Deeply In Love With You Tells You That Your Cute, Beautiful, Angelic,I Agree That’s True, Believe Me, I Swear Cuz Love Is Blind…

BEFORE – You take my breath away AFTER – I feel like I’m suffocating BEFORE – Saturday Night Fever AFTER – Monday Night Football BEFORE – Don’t stop AFTER – Don’t start BEFORE – It’s like I’m living in a dream AFTER – It’s like he lives in a dorm BEFORE – Turbocharged AFTER – Jumpstart BEFORE – We agree on everything AFTER – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own? BEFORE – Idol AFTER – Idle BEFORE – He’s completely lost without me AFTER – Why won’t he ever ask for directions? BEFORE – Passion AFTER – Ration BEFORE – Once upon a time AFTER – The end

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda),You are my TVS SCOOTY(first love) and my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best). You are DOMINO’SPIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh)feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your mother who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my mother who is CEAT (born tough) , but don’t worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones). If our mother say no, we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let’s make things better). They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe inCOCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye) . Trust in God who’s always NOKIA(connecting people) who love each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS (made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that ...