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JOKE BOX DECENT JOKES          KNOWING YOURSELF                                Make yourself a better person and know who you                are before you try and know someone                    else and expect them to know you. ? STUPID PYJAMAS   Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you.... where are u stupid pyjamas.....! NAUGHTY SMS A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over,there’s nobody home.”  I went over.  Nobody was homeI really deeply  wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off &  we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch. LOVE SMS Love is a divine feeling Love is a divine  feeling Butwhen u  lost love u r lost love is  the strongest intangi blething A weapon that makes u strongandcan hurt more than a bullet... BOLLYWOOD JOKES Munna Bhai & Circ

I’ve been shopping for my wife’s birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn’t you come to my house – you could have had some of ours for free!

Sam’s girlfriend’s birthday was the same day as his father’s. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, ‘Use this all over yourself and think of me.’ Unfortunately he put the note on his father’s present.

After The Holy Month Of Ramadan, Here Comes Eid ul Fitr Festival. Before the event occurs muslims used to send Eid cards & greetings to each others. Now the trend is slightly changed ;). In Addition to Eid Mubarak greeting cards or simply EID Cards, the EID SMS, Eid Mubarak SMS and eid greetings sms is also becoming popular. You will find urdu eid sms, eid mubarak sms, eid greetings sms, eid mubarak shayri sms, and loads of eid sms messages in our compiled list of latest EID Mubarak SMS Collection. So, what are you waiting for? Pick your sms for eid and shoot it to your friends. Eisi umeed ka sath Yaar tumhe Mubarak ho Eid Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool, Charo taraf phailao khushion  ka geet,Eisi umeed ka sath Yaar tumhe �(---------------- MUBARIK ho EID. --------------------) Wishing you happy EID Wishing u happy Eid, soft as silk,white as milk, sweet as honey,full o

Bohut bohat EID MUBARAK Khushyon k is pur masarrat moqayper bohut bohat EID MUBARAK dil ki gehraiyun say nikli hoi is dua k sath k… Khuda aap ki aur aap k sab chanay walon ki zindagi ko khushion Rehmaton aur kamiyabi say bhar day, her gham,dukh aur dard ko aap sab say door…. bohut door ker day…Ameen

Eid and lots of fun Its time for Eid and lots of fun When the sun has set, and day is done-I”ll break this chain,but only one. By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone! It”s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!