F U N N Y J O K E S

When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don’t do it, I am lazy.When my boss doesn’t do it, he is too busy. When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.When my boss does the same, that is initiative. When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating. When I do good, my boss never remembers.When I do wrong, he never forgets. When I make a mistake, I am an idiot.When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human. When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When you take a long time, you’re slow.When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough. When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy. When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human. When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative. When you take a stand, you’re being pig-headed.When your boss does it, he’s being firm. When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you’re being rude.When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original. When you please your boss, you’re arse-creeping.When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative. When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business. When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.When your boss a