F U N N Y J O K E S

New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you canbegin paving hell with them as usual. The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. <*-----------------------*> For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice.And to make an end is to make a beginning. <*-----------------------*> We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day. <*-----------------------*> Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever. <*-----------------------*> People are so worried...