F U N N Y J O K E S

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch. this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

Sweet friendship sms Rasmalaai?Nope!Gulab jaman?Nah!Let me c. How bout jalebi?Hmm… Nope!Damn! Still cant find anything as sweet as U. What is sweet but not Honey.? What is sweet but not Honey,Precious but not Money, Bright but not Sunshine,Improves with time but not Wine???Its….OUR FRIENDSHIP!!! True friends True friends are thoseWho Care without hasitation, Remember without Limitation, Forgive without any Explanation, and Love even with little Communication!!!

Gabbar: Arey o Sambha Gabbar: Arey o Sambha Sambha: Ji Sardar Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re? Sambha: Do Sardar Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain? Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai. Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle? Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai? Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey? Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai. Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai? Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai? Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai? Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par meradimag to na khao

Sholay in IT Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: “Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya “. Thakur [with anger]: “Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai.” Kaalia: “Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?” Thakur: “Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai.” Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: “Ha ha… thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate.” Veeru shouts: “Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain,Kuch bhi kar sakte hain.” Jay hits his keyboard,then says: “jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya .” AT GABB

Munna Bhai & Circuit Jokes * Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki,badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai * Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain. * Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi?Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai * “ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain? Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na. ” * Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ????? Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa …!!!!!!