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May joy and happiness snow on you, may the bells jingle for you and may Santa be extra good to you! Merry Christmas! Wish you a Merry Christmas and may this festival bring abundant joy and happiness in your life! You are special, you are unique; may your Christmas be also as special and unique as you are! Merry Christmas! Sending the warmest Christmas wishes to you and your family. May God shower his choicest blessings on you and your family this Christmas. It is that time of the year again, when you are thankful for everything merry and bright. May this Christmas be a delight! Wishing you a Merry Christmas! • May all your days be merry and bright and may your Christmas be white! Merry Christmas! • May this Christmas be bright and cheerful and may the New Year begin on a prosperous note! • Here's wishing you all the joys of the season. Wish you and your family a Merry Christmas! • May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely...

Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presented you would rather not have received: 1. Thanks a lot! 2. My word! What a gift. 3. Well, well, well … 4. If I hadn’t put on so much weight recently it would have fitted me perfectly. 5. Gosh, I hope I never lose this. We’re always losing things around here. 6. It’s great; but I’m worried about the jealousy it may create. 7. Just my luck to get this, on the Christmas I promised to give all my gifts to charity. 8. Unfortunately, I am about to enter MI5’s Witness Protection programme. 9. Frankly, I don’t deserve this. 10. Really, you shouldn’t have.

Christmas may be many thingsor it may be a few. For you, the joyis each new toy;for me; Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. O>O>O>O Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas. O>O>O>O Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas. O>O>O>O Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas. MERRY CHRISTMAS! O>O>O>O Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart’s possessing, Returns to you glad. O>O>O>O Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle...