BOLLYWOOD JOKES

Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se
bada hai.
Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna
bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai,
mujhe goli mardo par meradimag to na khao

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Woow Good SMS thnk u for sharing... Nice Blog i like it.. keep update the blog..
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August 20, 2009 at 9:38 AM
Feelings said…
oye sambha

Watch the coolest bbuddhas

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