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A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch. this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter! "I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass." A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents. A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup." A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!! Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mi...