Politicial Jokes
Democrat's Concession The election is over the results are well knownThe voice of the people has clearly been shownLets all pull together and show by our deedsThat we will give Bush all the help that he needsForget all our differences and let bitterness passIll kiss your elephantAnd you kiss my ass... Taliban Snippet How come the Taliban are not circumcised? It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm. Racists And Lightbulbs How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None -- they don't want to be enlightened! Bush And Gore, Together Again Bush and Gore went fishing. Gore went on one side of the lake and Bush on the other. Later that day, Bush came back with 129 fish and Gore came back with none. Gore screamed for a revote. The next day bush came back with 173 fish and Gore once again screamed for a revote. So on the third day, Gore sent a secret service to spy on Bush. Bush came back with 293 fish this time and gore got none. Gore goes to the sec...