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The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. <@@@@@> Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. <@@@@@> An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. <@@@@@> Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. <@@@@@> A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. <@@@@@> Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. <@@@@@> No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam. <@@@@@> New Year's Day is every man's birthday. <

Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR <@@@@@@@@> Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,Sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko naya saal,Hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year. <@@@@@@@@> Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent.... Fresh Energy.... I wish U to have a ..... Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR <@@@@@@@@> New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2009 <@@@@@@@@> When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...Let it signify new and better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish

Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent.... Fresh Energy....I wish U to have a ..... Sweetest Sunday, Marvelous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR <@@@@@@@> Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR <@@@@@@@> My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2007. <@@@@@@@> A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it. <@@@@@@@> But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. <@@@@@@@> Years come n g