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May joy and happiness snow on you, may the bells jingle for you and may Santa be extra good to you! Merry Christmas! • Wish you a Merry Christmas and may this festival bring abundant joy and happiness in your life! • You are special, you are unique; may your Christmas be also as special and unique as you are! Merry Christmas! • Sending the warmest Christmas wishes to you and your family. May God shower his choicest blessings on you and your family this Christmas. • It is that time of the year again, when you are thankful for everything merry and bright. May this Christmas be a delight! Wishing you a Merry Christmas! • May all your days be merry and bright and may your Christmas be white! Merry Christmas! • May this Christmas be bright and cheerful and may the New Year begin on a prosperous note! • Here's wishing you all the joys of the season. Wish you and your family a Merry Christmas! • May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded by lo

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Yeh student ki pehchan hai. Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai. Mashoor ye shetan hai. Yeh student ki pehchan hai. Parhna isay ata nhi, Class me kabi jata nai, Canteen iski jan hai, Yeh student ki pehchan hai. Jalso me sab se agay hai, Naaro me sab se agay hai, Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai, Yeh student ki pehchan hai. Larkio k pichay para hai, Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara, Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai, Yeh student ki pehchan hai. 7 Things Students Do During Exams Prep: 1- Sleeping 2- Eating 3- Texting 4- Watch Movies 5-Chat Wid Frends 6- Dream Of Touching Books & 7- Ask Others Kuch Parha Result Aa Gaya Aisa Majak Engg Students K Sath Na Karen. Janlewa Ho Sakta Hai Student Union Dwara Janhit Me Zari..! Atif Aslam Live In An Exam Kuch Is Tarah... Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay, Answer Teray... Saaray Mujhay Paper Pe Chapa Day, Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai, Han Yeh Jism Bloody Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai, Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray. Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy! Ku

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Put ur trust on God nd rely on his help 4 u dont sorce 4 help when u have a source of help. Wishing u all the best-cheers! Dont pray 4 Easy Lives Pray To Be a StrOOng Men! Dont Pray 4 TaskEqual To Ur Powers! Pray 4 Power Equal To Ur Taskz! BEST OF LUCK When u face problems in life, don"t ask GOD to take them away.Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a daysearching his purpose for you. GOD BLESS AndVERY BEST OF LUCK “al da way al da best, may Allah gee bless yu al dat wat yu want, & whch iz best for yu“ remember me in yurz hear & prayerz kep smiling ' , " ',ThiS " , " ,iS GÖD's RåiN ", ' ," öF ,' , "," , BléSSiNgS., " MåY iT WåSh åWåY åLL üRTröüblés,Tèñsìöns & kèép HAPPY TO U In the Blue Sky when the Birds fly, When the sun lights all the earth brights, Rain water flow beautiful flowers grow , which make u happy in every location HAVE GOOD VACATION !!!!!! ~~~~~~~~ ######## ^^^^^^^^ @@@@@@@ ^^^^^^^^

Love is a divine feeling Love is a divine feeling But when u lost love u r lost love is the strongest intangible thing A weapon that makes u strongand can hurt more than a bullet Glimpse of how much I love u Multiply it by infinitytake it to the depth of forever and you will still only have a glimpse of how much I love you Love begins with a smile Love begins with a smile Grows with a kiss And Ends with a teardrop Love is 2 soulsinter twined in such a way you can’t find their meeting place nor can you tear it apart it is one embodiment of pure pleasure & pain ,joy & sorrow Y do I love u? Why Do I Love You ??? Because You Are And Always Have BeenMy DREAM … Never examine your love relations ”Never try to examineyour love relationsbecausethey are like diamondswhen you hit themthey don’t breakbutmay slip away from your life … ” How much they love them… The greatest weaknessof most human sis their hesitan cyto tell other show much they love them while they’re alive. Love is not abou