YU MAMA Jokes

Yo Mama Fat
Yo Mama so fat...her clothes come in three sizes.
XL, Jungle, and AHH... ITS COMING!
Yo mama so nasty
Yo mama so nasty, I asked her what was for dinner,
and she climbed on the table and spread
her legs and said fish and crabs!
Gas money
Yo mama so stupid,
she sold her car to get gas money!
Yo Mama's so drunk
Yo Mama's so drunk she would have died of
starvation if it wasn't for the olives in her drinks.
Your mom as like a brick... shes always getting laid!
So stupid
Your mama's so stupid she stole
free cakes from the baker.

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