SMS JOKES

Excuse TO smoke

Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, "You really ought to quit.

Some More SMS Jokes

Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!" The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the sim card of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling. ...

Great SMS Jokes

Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are getting older and i am getting sweeter. I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle lig

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