FUNNY ARTICAL

12 Days Of Help desk

Original:
"12 Days of Christmas"

On the first day of Christmas, a
user gave to me
A problem with E.T.

On the second day of Christmas,
a user gave to me
Two VendaCards and a problem with E.T.

On the third day of Christmas, a
user gave to me
Three dead disks,
Two venda cards, and a
problem with E.T.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
a user gave to me
Four virused files, three dead disks,
Two
VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.

On the fifth day of Christmas, a
user gave to me
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four virused files,
three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.

On the sixth day of Christmas, a
user gave to me
Six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings
(*snap!*)
Four viruses files, three dead disks,
Two Venda
Cards, and a problem with E.T.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
a user gave to me
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five
Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four viruses files, three dead disks,
Two
Venda Cards, and a problem with E.T.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
a user gave to me
Eight phones a-ringing,
Seven files missing,
six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four viruses
files, three dead disks,
Two VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.

On the ninth day of Chrsitmas, a
user gave to me
Nine printers jamming, eight phones
a-ringing,
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five
Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four viruses files, three dead disks,
Two
VendaCards, and a problem with E.T.

On the tenth day of Christmas, a
user gave to me
Ten ribbons fading,
Nine printers jamming,
eight phones a-ringing,
Seven files missing, six servers
crashing,
Five Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four viruses files, three
dead disks,
Two Venda Cards, and a problem with E.T.

On the eleventh day of
Christmas, a user gave to me
Eleven system errors, ten ribbons
fading,
Nine printers jamming, eight phones a-ringing,
Seven
files missing, six servers crashing,
Five Token Rings
(*snap!*)
Four viruses files, three dead disks,
Two Venda
Cards, and a problem with E.T.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
a user gave to me
Twelve e-mail problems,
Eleven system errors,
ten ribbons fading,
Nine printers jamming, eight phones
a-ringing,
Seven files missing, six servers crashing,
Five
Token Rings (*snap!*)
Four viruses files, three dead disks,
Two
Venda Cards, and a problem with E.T.