FUNNY ARTICAL

Unlucky Young Man

A
young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The
pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks
which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've
been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the
condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having
dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a
feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."

"Once
she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me
the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and
leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his
girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and
they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several
minutes.

The girl leans over to him and says, "You never
told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy
leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your
father is a pharmacist."