FUNNY ARTICAL

Mexican driving a BMW

What
do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?

Grand Theft Auto.

Why doesn’t Mexico have an
Olympic team?

Any Mexican that can run jump or
swim is in the US!

Why wasn’t Jesus born in
Mexico?

He couldn’t find 3 wise
men or a virgin. (burn)

Why do Mexicans drive low
riders?

They are too short to get into
any other type of car.

What is the greatest Mexican
invention?

A solar powered flash light.

Why do Mexicans re-fry their
beans?

Have you seen a Mexican do
anything right the first time?

What do you do when a Mexican is
riding a bike?

Chase after him, it’s
probably yours!

Why are Mexicans so short?

When they’re young, their
parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”

What do you call a Mexican
without a lawn mower?

Unemployed.

How many Mexicans does it take
to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn’t matter, they’re
to short to reach the socket.

How do you get 50 Mexicans is a
phone booth?

Throw food stamps in it.