Erotic Jokes

DUMB

What is the dumbest part on a man's body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!

SAGGY BOOB

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!

BLOW JOB

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

COVER ME

What did the Dick say to the Condom? 'Cover me!!! I'm going in...' ?

TITS DAIRY

I'd willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.

Suspense

how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!

Statistics

At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS.

Farmer Joneshas

farmer Joneshas got no sheep,isn't life a drag?
coz they're all burning in a fieldhe's got no sheep to shag.

Gary Gliter

*Newsflash*The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.
The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's.

Ba Ba White Sheep

ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie.

Leather Heather

There was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together.

Little Miss Drugy

little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.

Jack and Jill Jack & Jill

went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER ?IRA what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you run
cause he's got a grenade in his mouth.

Dear Mammy love annie

There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

Cock Sucker Detecotor

This is a cock sucker detectorPlease blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...COCK SUCKER !! ?Pink Vagina Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex.

A pink rose

with loveley details.And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise.

Red Riding Hood Bad

wolf told red riding hood.
Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.Eat me like the fucking book says!

Fuck
for money sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for moneybut if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money.

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