NAUGHTY SMS

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over.

Nobody was home
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it

It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

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