BOLLYWOOD JOKES

Munna Bhai & Circuit Jokes
* Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay
achanak bijli chamki,badal garje, jor se baarish
shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

* Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari:
Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony
mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

* Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha
Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi?Pati:
Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai

* “ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch
kyun hilate hain? Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko
to nahi hila sakti hai na. ”

* Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab
wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ?????
Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa …!!!!!!

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