Punjabi jokes
Punjabi joke
Ek banda dusre ko kehta he ke phone karne se pehle 2 lagao. Dusra us ko 2 thapparr marta he or phone karta he. Wo phir kehta he ke yeh thappar kyun? Wo kehta he ke aap ne khud yehi hi kaha tha ke phone karne se pehle do lagao. HAHAHAHA
There was a short note written on poster of adult movie.
There was a short note written on poster of adult movie.
"Under 18 are not allowed." Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him.
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road.
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road.
A police car pulled them over.'You were going eighty!' ,the officer yelled.'Why on earth were you driving so fast?''We have a good reason,' Lloyd explained to the cop. 'Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!'
Banda Bhagta Howa Aata Hay Aur Sardar Se Kehta Hai
1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Sardar se kehta haibhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.Sardar: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay
Santa and banta were holding
Santa and banta were holding each others turbans, so one man passing by looked at his wrist watch, the time was 12 pm. The man asked santa and banta, why are you holding each others turban. They said ,"its 12 pm at this time our brains usally fail".
Santa Is Very Confused All The Time.........Banta Curious To Know The Reason,Asks: Why R U Confused?Santa:I Am Really Perplexed Coz My Sister Has 2 Brothers,But I Have Only 1!!!!!!!!!
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
Mr Chaudry Asked to Santa
Scene(A Truck Was Towing Away Another Truck In Front Of A Bus Stop Where Santa Was Standing.)Santa Started To Laugh Like Hell.
Mr Chaudry Asked, ''Why Are You Laughing'.
'Santa Says,'' Can You Believe It? They Need 2 Trucks To Carry A Rope''.
Santa Aur Banta 3 Bomb Mile
Santa Aur Banta Ko 3 Bomb Mile Jise Woh Police Station Pahunchaane Gaye...Raaste Mai Santa Ne Poocha" Yaar Banta Agar Is Mai Se Ek Phat Gaya Tho Hum Kya Karenge..."Banta Ne..." Oye Koi Nahi Hum Kah Denge Hume Do Hi Mile The..."
Banda Bhagta Howa Aata Hay Aur Sardar Se Kehta Hai
1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Sardar se kehta haibhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.Sardar: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay
Santa and banta were holding
Santa and banta were holding each others turbans, so one man passing by looked at his wrist watch, the time was 12 pm. The man asked santa and banta, why are you holding each others turban. They said ,"its 12 pm at this time our brains usally fail".
Santa Is Very Confused All The Time.........Banta Curious To Know The Reason,Asks: Why R U Confused?Santa:I Am Really Perplexed Coz My Sister Has 2 Brothers,But I Have Only 1!!!!!!!!!
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
Mr Chaudry Asked to Santa
Scene(A Truck Was Towing Away Another Truck In Front Of A Bus Stop Where Santa Was Standing.)Santa Started To Laugh Like Hell.
Mr Chaudry Asked, ''Why Are You Laughing'.
'Santa Says,'' Can You Believe It? They Need 2 Trucks To Carry A Rope''.
Santa Aur Banta 3 Bomb Mile
Santa Aur Banta Ko 3 Bomb Mile Jise Woh Police Station Pahunchaane Gaye...Raaste Mai Santa Ne Poocha" Yaar Banta Agar Is Mai Se Ek Phat Gaya Tho Hum Kya Karenge..."Banta Ne..." Oye Koi Nahi Hum Kah Denge Hume Do Hi Mile The..."
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