Love jokes
Girlfriend writes:
'Dear Harry, you are gone six months and I am sixmonths gone. Shall I carry Harry or commithara-kiri?'This Japanese tale proves the adage: 'The road tohell is paved with faulty contraception.'
Girlfriend writes:
'Dear Harry, you are gone six months and I am sixmonths gone. Shall I carry Harry or commithara-kiri?'This Japanese tale proves the adage: 'The road tohell is paved with faulty contraception.'
Girlfriend writes:
'Dear Harry, you are gone six months and I am sixmonths gone. Shall I carry Harry or commithara-kiri?'This Japanese tale proves the adage: 'The road tohell is paved with faulty contraception.'
Girlfriend writes:
'Dear Harry, you are gone six months and I am sixmonths gone. Shall I carry Harry or commithara-kiri?'This Japanese tale proves the adage: 'The road tohell is paved with faulty contraception.'
Girlfriend writes:
'Dear Harry, you are gone six months and I am sixmonths gone. Shall I carry Harry or commithara-kiri?'This Japanese tale proves the adage: 'The road tohell is paved with faulty contraception.'
Girlfriend writes:
'Dear Harry, you are gone six months and I am sixmonths gone. Shall I carry Harry or commithara-kiri?'This Japanese tale proves the adage: 'The road tohell is paved with faulty contraception.'
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Two friends are discussing the possibility of love.
"I thought I was in love three times," one friend says.
"How so?" his friend asks.
"Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me."
"Was that not love?" his friend asks.
"No," he replies. "That was obsession. And then two years ago I deeply cared for an attractive woman who didn't understand me."
"Was that not love?"
"No," he replies. "That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. And everywhere I followed her on that boat, I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach."
"Was that not love?" his friend asks.
"No," he replies. "That was motion sickness."
'Dear Harry, you are gone six months and I am sixmonths gone. Shall I carry Harry or commithara-kiri?'This Japanese tale proves the adage: 'The road tohell is paved with faulty contraception.'
Girlfriend writes:
'Dear Harry, you are gone six months and I am sixmonths gone. Shall I carry Harry or commithara-kiri?'This Japanese tale proves the adage: 'The road tohell is paved with faulty contraception.'
Girlfriend writes:
'Dear Harry, you are gone six months and I am sixmonths gone. Shall I carry Harry or commithara-kiri?'This Japanese tale proves the adage: 'The road tohell is paved with faulty contraception.'
Girlfriend writes:
'Dear Harry, you are gone six months and I am sixmonths gone. Shall I carry Harry or commithara-kiri?'This Japanese tale proves the adage: 'The road tohell is paved with faulty contraception.'
Girlfriend writes:
'Dear Harry, you are gone six months and I am sixmonths gone. Shall I carry Harry or commithara-kiri?'This Japanese tale proves the adage: 'The road tohell is paved with faulty contraception.'
Girlfriend writes:
'Dear Harry, you are gone six months and I am sixmonths gone. Shall I carry Harry or commithara-kiri?'This Japanese tale proves the adage: 'The road tohell is paved with faulty contraception.'
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Two friends are discussing the possibility of love.
"I thought I was in love three times," one friend says.
"How so?" his friend asks.
"Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me."
"Was that not love?" his friend asks.
"No," he replies. "That was obsession. And then two years ago I deeply cared for an attractive woman who didn't understand me."
"Was that not love?"
"No," he replies. "That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. And everywhere I followed her on that boat, I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach."
"Was that not love?" his friend asks.
"No," he replies. "That was motion sickness."
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