FUNNY STUDENT SMS

Na waqt hai itnaNa waqt hai itna kay,
Syllabus poora kya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi kay exam pass kya jaye,
Na jany konsa dard diya hai is parhai ne!
Na roya jaye aur na Soya jaye.






Jawani ko zindagi ki nikhaar kehte hai,
Pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hai,
Ajeeb chalan hai duniya ka yaaro,
Ek dhoka hai jise hum sab pyaar kehte hai






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Jevan ke kisi bhi dukh sukh mein,



Woh mere saath shareek nahi,



Hum dono mein ek rishta hai,



Par jazboon ki tehreek nahi






Sari duniya se ham anjaan bane unke liye



Hamse wahi ab anjaan bane bathe hai



Yeh dil ab aur intzaar mat kar



Lagta hai woh kisi aur ke mehman banye bathe hai






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