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WATER BED 18+ SHE NEED GLASSESS ? HOW USE CEMRA IN WATER

N ow the meaning of Pakistan ?? ? .. . ??? P = Petrol 86.66 Rs. Per ltr A = Ata 32 Rs KG K = Khudhkush Hamle I = ILIM ki kami S = Sarko pe pani T = Traffic Jam A = Awam Pareshan N = No Electricity

God created the donkey and said to him. 'You will be a donkey. You will work un-tryingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years. ' The donkey answered:'I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much? Give me only 20years’ God granted his wish. ................................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........................................ God created the dog and said to him: 'You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30years. You will be a dog. ‘The dog answered: 'Sir, to live 30years is too much, give me only 15 years. ‘God granted his wish. ........................................................................ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go...