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May joy and happiness snow on you, may the bells jingle for you and may Santa be extra good to you! Merry Christmas! Wish you a Merry Christmas and may this festival bring abundant joy and happiness in your life! You are special, you are unique; may your Christmas be also as special and unique as you are! Merry Christmas! Sending the warmest Christmas wishes to you and your family. May God shower his choicest blessings on you and your family this Christmas. It is that time of the year again, when you are thankful for everything merry and bright. May this Christmas be a delight! Wishing you a Merry Christmas! • May all your days be merry and bright and may your Christmas be white! Merry Christmas! • May this Christmas be bright and cheerful and may the New Year begin on a prosperous note! • Here's wishing you all the joys of the season. Wish you and your family a Merry Christmas! • May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely

When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don’t do it, I am lazy.When my boss doesn’t do it, he is too busy. When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.When my boss does the same, that is initiative. When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating. When I do good, my boss never remembers.When I do wrong, he never forgets. When I make a mistake, I am an idiot.When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human. When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When you take a long time, you’re slow.When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough. When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy. When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human. When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative. When you take a stand, you’re being pig-headed.When your boss does it, he’s being firm. When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you’re being rude.When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original. When you please your boss, you’re arse-creeping.When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative. When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business. When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.When your boss a

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