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DECENT JOKES          KNOWING YOURSELF     Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone                    else and expect them to know you. ? STUPID PYJAMAS   Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you.... where are u stupid pyjamas.....! NAUGHTY SMS A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over,there’s nobody home.”  I went over.  Nobody was home I really deeply  wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off &  we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch. LOVE SMS Love is a divine feeling Love is a divine  feeling Butwhen u  lost love u r lost love is  the strongest intangi blething A weapon that makes u strong and can hurt more than a bullet... BOLLYWOOD JOKES Munna Bhai & Circuit Jokes * Aik admi apni

CHRISTMAS GREETINGS WISHES

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May joy and happiness snow on you, may the bells jingle for you and may Santa be extra good to you! Merry Christmas! Wish you a Merry Christmas and may this festival bring abundant joy and happiness in your life! You are special, you are unique; may your Christmas be also as special and unique as you are! Merry Christmas! Sending the warmest Christmas wishes to you and your family. May God shower his choicest blessings on you and your family this Christmas. It is that time of the year again, when you are thankful for everything merry and bright. May this Christmas be a delight! Wishing you a Merry Christmas! • May all your days be merry and bright and may your Christmas be white! Merry Christmas! • May this Christmas be bright and cheerful and may the New Year begin on a prosperous note! • Here's wishing you all the joys of the season. Wish you and your family a Merry Christmas! • May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely

I lazy & Boss Busy

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When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don’t do it, I am lazy.When my boss doesn’t do it, he is too busy. When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.When my boss does the same, that is initiative. When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating. When I do good, my boss never remembers.When I do wrong, he never forgets. When I make a mistake, I am an idiot.When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human. When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS

When you take a long time, you’re slow.When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough. When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy. When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human. When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative. When you take a stand, you’re being pig-headed.When your boss does it, he’s being firm. When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you’re being rude.When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original. When you please your boss, you’re arse-creeping.When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative. When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business. When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.When your boss a

EID SMS

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Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh, Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress, Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne, Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne. Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK Have a Happy Eid Mubarak. Hope Love and Laugher,warmth, wishes, joy anda bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations,become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak. EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho… * * * * * * * * * * * * * Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai Mobile Main Aanay ki… Sorry..Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte Any Wayz EiD MubArAk Open all the doors of success May the blessings of Allahfill your life with happinessand open all the doors of successnow and always. Eid Mubarak Miss you alot on eid Lonesome without u, Each n every moments. When i am alone I close my eyes n think of u N thoughts of ur love warms Me inside n makes me smile. miss you a lot. Eid Mubarak. Its time for Eid a